Thursday, December 4, 2008

Let's Bail Everyone Out!

First Wall Street and Banks, now GM, Ford, and Chrysler.

Hey, is there a line where I can wait in for a bail out? It seems like if you mess up these days, the government has your back*.

*If you are a big American corporation.

Who takes the fall for big corporation's irresponsibility's? You! Of course. I don't know where to begin. First off, GM, Ford, and Chrysler have been pumping out tons of trucks and SUV's, while Asian manufacturers have been producing more fuel efficient vehicles. 

Here's an easy to follow, straight forward, simple explanation as to why GM, Ford and Chrysler are in a bad situation: Americans like to save money, gas costs money, the more gas you use the more money you pay. Whoah...what a revelation. Maybe I should work for GM, Ford or Chrysler? Only bad thing is that I wont take a $1 a year salary. 

I'm sure there's more to the bailout plan, and I do not want to see thousands of Americans lose their jobs, but arriving in Washington to ask for millions of dollars in your...million dollar jumbo jet? Yeah, bad call on that one.




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